Small, Amazing and my green heart Charlie is the best and I love him more than olives Charlie Taylor doesn't like him tho cos he is a knob and can snog angel in a tree
Charlie my SPECIAL FRIEND is a fabulous human
English Parliamentary translation of 'This fucking prick'
Used often during heated Parliamentary procedure in the UK
Him: I believe the free market should dictate the Education system
Me: I have heard the opinion of My Right Honourable Friend and I respectfully disagree
Could My Right Honourable Friend please stop interrupting the current procedure.
Landon has been my friend for quite a while. As we have been friends we realized we have a ton in common. He has grown on me and i think i am in love lol. I want to tell him but he is in a relationship with his childhood crush. * i thought it was me. Guess what his gf hates me. I want to tell him but she'll kill me.
My friend Landon: Sup
Me: oh hey
His gf: why do you talk to her
My friend Landon: because i can and she is my friendđ
His gf: fine
My friend Landon: bye
Me: see ya *i wanted to tell him so bad
it can be a good guy who call you when he find diamonds, or a moth&rf*ck&r who stole YOUR diamonds.
YOU'RE NOT MY FRIEND ANYMORE YOU STOLE MY DIAMONDS!
they basically donât exist becuase my social life is falling apart đ„°đ
i donât have a sentence âmy friendsâ itâs 12 am