n00bs

133+ verision of the word noob meaning someone who is new w/ a particular game

joe:dude, i pwned some n00bs on WOW last night
fred:awsome

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Alpha n00b

The god of all n00bs, Alpha n00b Pwns all other n00bs and is the ruler of n00b kingdom

Omg That n00b is an Alpha n00b! hes almost good enough to not be a n00b

n00b file

Someone's first, saved file on a video game.

Referred to as a "n00b file" because the gamer was most likely a n00b on their first try. of the game.
Also known as "newbie file"
Usually this file isn't deleted. Even after the gamer has beaten it.

>>Guy 1: Hey, should I play this saved file of Zelda?
>>Guy 2: No way, man. That's my n00b file.

n00b herd

A team or clan of low level novice players that travel in packs. They are over confident and often get themselves killed due to sheer n00bishness. A n00b team counts quantity over quality.

I p0wned a n00b herd that attacked me in the widly. Gotta love those n00bs.

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n00b cannon

Any sort of weapon that can be "effortlessly" used to kill another in a video game, usually a First Person Shooter. These weapons are also usually, but not always, shotguns.

Often, these "n00b cannons" have heavy disadvantages, and the guy who keeps getting killed is probably doing something horribly wrong.

Regardless, use of these weapons in public multiplayer will get you mocked and shunned, even though they are valid weapons, with only a couple exceptions.

The Flux Gun in Savage.
The Auto Shotgun in Counter Strike.
The Grub from Gunbound could possibly be considered a n00b cannon.
The Shotgun in Natural Selection.
The SPAS in Navy Seals-Covert Operations.
The Chaingun in Team Fortress
The OICW in SWAT 3.
The Panzerfaust in Enemy Territory. (Restricted on some servers)
The Jackhammer in Planetside.

See any patterns in there? Lots of fast-firing shotguns. Anyone ever hear of sniper rifles to counter?

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Ozz-n00b

A person who thinks they know all there is to know (or enough) about the heavy metal singer Ozzy Osbourne, but is really as ignorant as shit about his music and life.

This is usually because they have either:

Only listened to or heard of the song 'Paranoid' or his lastest album Black Rain. (There is a 40 YEAR back catalogue of gold to experiance folks!)

OR

Watched a couple of episodes of the semi-relatity show 'The Osbournes' and thinks that entitles them to an ignorant opinion of Ozzy as a brainless idiot. Which could not be further from the truth if it went to Pluto.

1:

"HAHA, Ozzy Osbourne! He's that stoner guy with glasses right?"

"Get a life you Ozz-n00b.."

2:

"How many kids does Ozzy have?"

"Two of course, Jack and Kelly!"

"You Ozz-n00b."

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N00b in Denial

Someone who sparks random conversation with you declaring their supremacy in gaming skills over you. These accusations are 99% false, as the other 1 percent only occur if A n00b in denial sparks conversation with another n00b. The n00b will continue to spew his illusion of greatness in a strange and foriegn strategy of N00blish designed to confuse the victim and have them unknowningly admit verbal defeat. In many cases though, the n00b will gradually admit that they are inferior to the victim after prolonged argument.
This n00b hybrid is much more common to find in person than on forums and low hype MMO's. This hybrid n00b requires face to face confrontation to thrive. The n00b continues to thrive best when able to see their victims faces and expression of disgust with their ignorance.

Mitch! I don't care! God man you are a total n00b!!!

NO I'M NOT! IM JUST BETTER THAN YOU AND YOU CANT HANDLE THAT! 1337!!!

*sigh* you are such a n00b in denial.....

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