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A previously-sanitary napkin, aka a used pad.
Someone left her grunge napkin on the floor next to toilet. Disgusting.
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The irritating growth of toilet-tissue evolving between one's butt-cheeks, resulting in the horror that is Kleenex brand tissue-paper. Also quite fashionable in Iraq.
<ButtHaul> I am the Kleenex butt-monkey!
<DarkTyrant> The what now?
<ButtHaul> I'm the guy they pluck butt napkins from to make their tissue-paper, silly-billy.
<DarkTyrant> O.o;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
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When a person spills something and needs a napkin quickly.
Fred: Shit, napkin me.
Joe: Aight dawg.
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The folds and skin around a vagina.
A vagina.
"Dave was banging me good and hard last night and My meat napkin is giving me grief"
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(N): The underwear you ran in days ago that a girl uses to wipe her face off with after you bust.
A "Rancid Napkin" may be dry or slightly wet, but must emit a foul, rancid odor similar to that of ammonia.
Sorry babe, no towels, but try this!" "Mmmm, rancid napkin!
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The act of ejaculating on one's face and quickly throwing a napkin over said face, allowing it to harden into a mask like paper mache.
If you don't shut the fuck up, you're gonna get the Bovarian Napkin!
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A slut napkin is the towelette that a slut uses to wipe her face off after a man has cum all over her face.
Also a provocative insult used to humiliate.
Yo slut napkin get on your knees and sick my dick. slut napkin cum whore dick humiliate fuck bitch pussy towel cock cunt
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