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The Narcissistic "Smirk"

The look daughter in laws and son in laws have surely seen from their toxic in laws. Usually, you'll catch them glaring at you with this smirk after they've completely insulted you. Always making sure to slip the smirk in when nobody is watching. You're now the only one who has caught the smirk and if you bring it up you're the crazy one! It is the most sickening thing to witness because when you see this smirk. You KNOW everything they said was intentional and meant to hurt you. You have to wonder how anyone could operate like this and nobody catches it or says anything about it. You definitely know it when you see it! Trust me!

You: Surprises mil with family member coming for a visit (Over Seas flight...)

Mil: Hears you planned it multiple times, that you tried hard to make the surprise special!
Mil: Runs to son immediately after hearing that and thanks him. With a showy display of hugs and kisses :D
You: Confused but they are typically shitty so whatever (Can't say you didn't try! Right?!)
Husband: Looks at mother says "You know I wasn't the one to put this whole thing together why are you thanking me like this, you know my (Wife) did it!

Mil: Looks at me & goes "Oh really!?" (She already knows it was you but loves to play stupid like this and deliberately ignore the obvious) SOOO... she stands there for a minute looks at you and gives you The Narcissistic "Smirk" and walks out of the room without another word.

At the end of the night (a 4 hour long night in which they only spoke their language in front of you and across you at the dinner table so you were just left sitting there in silence as to not make the family member who just flew HOURS uncomfortable) THATS when she gives you a half assed "Thank you" through her teeth at the door... through you guessed it, The Narcissistic "Smirk"!!!

You: Realize there was never anything that would ever make this woman think you deserve any kind of basic etiquette.
You: No Contact anymore & thriving!

Nobody deserves behavior like this you included!!

by FollowYourIntuitionThe1stTime! January 16, 2023


obese narcissist

A person, usually named after a toilet paper brand whose existence is more useless then toilet paper, an obese narcissist trys to emulate a samoan version of Heather and spends every dollar they earn at the slots, They protect pedophiles at all cost, and resort to open ended threats of violence to control their children and others around them.

Charmen, stop telling the kids Travis's uncle is a hells Angels so they will let Quintin molest then, you obese narcissist.

by Chunkyspice October 27, 2022


Narcissistic Inception

Sharing multiple posts, blogs, videos, pages that you created on posts, videos, blogs, pages that you created.

Oh man did you see that video of JanisMan via JanisMan by JanisMan on JanisMan.com? It was Narcissistic Inception!!

by Rhondor February 10, 2014

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phallic narcissist

One who has a low sense of security. Phallic narcissist feel that the only people they can communicate with are people only as brilliant as they are. they tend to befriend people with gifts of intelligence only to extend there reputation.

Exhibitionism and trying to feel 'manly', are common traits. A phallic narcissist, therefore, may tend to wear abercrombie & fitch or tight fitting clothes to exemplify muscles when, in fact, they look weak. They also drive automobiles, preferably with or around women, at excessive and unnecessary speeds to feel a sense of power.

Phallic narcissists need material desires at any cost. While their image is of perfection, the average person will perceive them as abnormal.

Rich, handsome people with money to spend tend to become phallic narcissists.

A strong desire for material needs may be fulfilled. But true happiness with friends and loved ones remains absent.

student 1: hey look at jared, he's so ripped with his six pack, i feel like shit because i cant sport abercrombie the way he does...
Student 2: Please, that's exactly what that phallic narcissist wants you to feel. he's just sad because of his small penis.

by redzone1 November 10, 2008

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narcissist spell

Is a spell the victims falls into where they will pay your bills do whatever you want them to do while you treat them like there nothing

I had that girl under my narcissist spell for a minute but she went and slept with her ex a bunch and she came out of it

by Harry pimp 10 February 26, 2021

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semi-narcissistic

When someone is not a full narcissist so basically if you are semi narcissistic you have interest in yourself but you also have interest in others. So basically the "Bi sexual" Of brain disorders.

"Gabe peterson is such a narcissistic person! He only cares about himself!" Said brandon. "Well he does sorta care about his friends as well so really he's just a semi-narcissistic person" said john.

by thatonekidthatyoureallyhate February 18, 2016

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Narcissist sex

that is another term for women because they are often into them selves. they know how sexy they are and that a lot of men want them and that they can turn most of them down and there will be more on the way. many of them look in the mirror and think " I'm so good looking".

why do woman have to be the narcissist sex?

by Deep blue 2012 August 29, 2009

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