n. (Formal) Variant of nutsack, ballbag etc. The scrotum
Hairless cats freak me out. It’s like, why is that nard purse looking at me?
A lord whose presence spawns nards on top of a three-dimensional plane with Walterius white's and Sawyer Skibidi's.
I am an acquitted Nard Lord whose godly presence can spawn only what dreams could hold; the wildest of dreams Taylors Version®
A kind person that says lots of bad words but he's just playing around
He protects his friends and never gives up without putting a fight
Is that a Narde
A terrific example of a human being that can be cool yet also a complete douche. Basically, a best friend type person that happens to make choices in his/her life that make you wish you could hit them with a frying pan. A tremendous combination of awesome factors and qualities of the douchiest. Most likely in his/her 30's or 40's, and having lived an eventful life. Also, most likely to be a manager of a Cracker Barrel or some other embarrassing position.
Look at that guy, he is so funny and awesome, but he makes horrible choices and blows off his best friend to go to bed at 8 at night.
Wow, you just described a Douche-Nard!!!
When it’s so cold that your balls have shrunk into nonexistence.
“Dude it’s freakin’ nard-cold out here, I couldn’t scratch my balls if I wanted to!”
like say shit balls or oh shit
Oh nard nuggets I missed the shot in 8 Ball