Random
Source Code
Random
Ilion fucking sucks and there isn’t shit to do, only reason it exists on a map is because of Remington Arms. Everyone thinks their part of a gang and don’t know what a fucking belt is. Theres crackheads walking the streets at any hours. The school is full of fuckbois and skanks who need their ass kicked. There’s more pizza places then grocery stores. There’s always a fucking boil water advisory and the school buses smell like BO cause people don’t know how to take care of themselves.
Yea Ilion, New York is full of druggies
A frozen penal colony on the moon. Has the most homeless bicycle riders in United States, per capita.
Wow, that police officer left his kid in the car for two days! Oh no surprise: he's from Rome New York.
Refers to the NYPD (New York Police Department), or to any other police officer operating within the state of New York, albeit preferably New York City, Manhattan, Brooklyn, and other well-known major cities.
"Don't underestimate New York's Finest.....yeah right. Damn cops. lol jk"
186👍 45👎
Best, most exciting city in the whole wide world (I'm not american by the way) with some of the friendliest (really) people and the best food. Where else can you buy a giant pretzel? or nuts? or a huge pizza on the street? It's one of those places everyone should go to, at least once.
You should go to New York City!
2094👍 594👎
A New York Sloppy is the act of hiding your Junk in a hot dog bun to make it look like a hot dog for a female or male (whatever seems more likely) to consume.
“Hey Luca, this hot dog wasn’t actually a normal hot dog. It was a New York Sloppy!”, Jenu said.
13👍 1👎
An inescapable trap, set by the administration of St. John's University, programmed to mercilessly extract an additional $3000 from vulnerable freshmen. The entire substance of this course is common knowledge to most folk, and the few facts to be otherwise learned can be acquired with a half-hour of encyclopedia browsing.
"I was forced into taking a semester of DNY as a freshman at St. John's, and all I learned about was the Brooklyn Bridge."
"I can't believe that DNY carries as much weight as a Philosophy or Calculus course."
"Discover New York is a scam."
"My dog shits DNY."
"At least it brought up my GPA."
"As useful as dividing by 1."
"I feel bad for the professors at this university who are so degraded as to be designated instructors of DNY."
32👍 5👎
A “New York Nine” is easily a “10” on any scale anywhere else on in the World.
That girl is a New York Nine
37👍 6👎