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The New Zealand Roulette refers to the unforeseen and potentially inconvenient situation arising from attempting to press down a spray bottle with a missing or malfunctioning nozzle, particularly when circumventing a broken screw mechanism. The term emerged following an accident where an individual sprayed insect repellent straight into his own eyes after trying to "fix" the broken screw mechanism by pushing the cap onto the mechanism.
Person A: My eyes are burning I just sprayed insect repellant straight into my own eyes
Person B: Did you try to fix that bottle? Did you really just do the New Zealand Roulette?
ejaculate; cum; jizz
Can be added to the food of someone you dislike. Note that this act is probably illegal.
"I just finished a handjob and topped off my dickhead roommate's dinner with some new zealand zest.
Small city in the Tasman region if New Zealand at the top of the South Island. Known for some of the sunniest weather in the country, and the Sealord headquarters and not much else.
Lots of Poms, dope smoking bogans, and miserable hippie/alternative types hang about here and the small minded opinions of the locals will leave you feeling like an outsider.
Please don't waste your time and visit Nelson.
Alana: "I'm moving to Nelson, New Zealand with my son next month. Time for a change"
Brett: Good luck with that mate, I've heard Nelson if full of lowifes and miserable hippies.
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Baby Australia (is there even a Zealand?)
Friend 1:I live in New Zealand.
Friend 2: Literally fucking dies
No way you're from New Zealand! That's in Australia right?
gay australia
(gif below is a gay child kiwi confronting a chad aussie)
dude: bro wanna go to new zealand
bro: no dude those kiwi fucks are just gay aussies
Place where SOME of the weirdest people on this earth come from (this isn’t a joke, if you’re one of this people you’re really fucking weird)
I don’t even have to explain myself yall were dropped down a mountain and somehow got back up to annoy more people.
Person 1:
Hi mate are you from New Zealand?
Person 2:
Yes
Person 1:
Alright then