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Nightmare Trail

A nightmare trail is a mass of usually thick, dark, and over-exposed hair on a person's lower back which leads down their butt crack. A nightmare trail is similar to a happy trail except that it is not happy.

Did you see Shanon's nightmare trail at the beach last weekend?

by Lord Galloway June 12, 2011


Awkward Nightmare

A dream that does not illicit fear but an extremely uncomfortable feeling. Similar to that feeling of being in a crowded room of loud boisterous foreigners asking for directions and not knowing the language or able to find the exit.

(From my husband whom is not a pilot woke up and said...)
"I don't want to fly planes anymore, I've been flying them all day this is such an awkward nightmare" (...before falling back to sleep)

by Baldwinning September 28, 2012


festering nightmare

The disapointment felt when woken up by a blowjob only to look down and realize it is being administered by your uncle.

I was having a great dream about the milf next dore only to realize it was a festering nightmare.

by Micro67 May 7, 2010


pubic nightmare

a 12 year old boy with a hairy chest

Kevin was such a pubic nightmare, he used to braid his arm hair.

by Dravium November 13, 2007

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Liquid Nightmare

1: An excessively violent sexual dream or fantasy. Often very unpleasant.
2: An up and coming DJ

"Man, had a liquid nightmare last night, I dreamt I got mounted by a horse and pummelled until my anus bled."

by Bon-Bon9312 December 1, 2011

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trumptopian nightmare

A mutation of the dystopian nightmare where society is devolving rapidly in a desperate and dangerous death spiral while hordes of soulless unkillable monsters roam the land reaping, raping, screeching and taking everything you have before feasting on your brains which are in short supply in this apocalyptic future world.

I had the craziest Trumptopian Nightmare last night where I was a mighty and regal bald eagle soaring high and proud above America until I was shot in the back and plunged into a murky swamp where I was devoured by alligators and a zombie turtle.

by The Wicked Cool Dude January 13, 2017

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Sex Nightmare

When one has a sex dream about someone, something, or some situation that they would never want to be involved with sexually

Greg had a sex nightmare about Kelsey last night. She rufied him while they were playing beer pong in the dream.

Jenn had a sex nightmare that she was fucking a horse last night after watching 40 Year Old Virgin.

Foard was giving it to me in the living room at my family reunion in my sex nightmare last night. Nothing worse than grandma and grandpa watching from the couch.

by ShitbagSatan August 13, 2010

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