A lame dude's way of describing fate or serendipity of a romantic nature.
Bro 1: Hey dude, you'd never believe it - I saw the girl I'm supposed to be dating while driving through a National Park! Such a cute connection.
Bro 2: No way?! But seriously, call it a cute connection again and I'll knock your teeth out and stitch you a pair of balls with it.
Some one who is used in any Social Media way to be connected by twice removed to an ex. Usually a family member or close friend to the person being stalked by the one doing the jumping.
Sally used Paula as a jumper connection to try to stalk her ex boyfriend Billy from High School.
When your in a dm VC with your discord kitten and can't join the boys on the server VC while playing a game with them e.g. Valorant
One of the boys: why won't you join the vc?
You: im RTC connecting
One of the boys: yeahh, yeahhhh, definitly
The moment when you need your motherfucking-homie-internet-connection the most but it instead prefers to freaking backstab your ass and dies.
Gregpaulande: dude, I was sitting in my exam and wanted to google this shit to answer the shitass question and guess wtf happened?
AnDe: OMG what ?
Gregpaulande: connection rape af
This term refers to any friendship or relationship that has disappeared. It can describe a feeling of being lost or incomplete. This term is used as an example of a metaphorical or literal "passing on" of someone you valued; someone that you wish you had gotten to know or spent more time with.
Hansel left bread crumbs to find his way, but those pesky birds severed the connection
A program that you can use to avoid using xbox live to play online by "tricking" your xbox into thinking it's playing a system link game with someone. It sounds good at first: I mean Halo 1 online? cool, right? no. this entire community is overrun with the lowest of the low. Poor nerds, mostly hispanic, which accounts for the god-awful amount of lag. Apparently it's legal, but I have no idea how...
Marco: ey esse, i dont got da pesos for xbox live, wanna play dis shit instead?
Jose: yea mang, let's go steal a router or whatever the gringos call it
Using one's imagination only, it's when an individual beats his meat furiously and nuts 4 times in a row with no breaks in between.
"So, my Wifi was down for the whole day, and I nutted 4 times in a row." - Damien
"Wait, you had no Wifi? How did you do it?" - Gill
"With my imagination." -Damien
"Wow, you pulled a Connect 4." - Gill