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The po po, the fuzz, the cops.
From the TV show Hawaii Five-0.
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Hey, Hammer? How's that piece o' shit, slave-wage "nine-to-five" goin'?
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Five Guys (short for Five Guys Famous Burgers and Fries) is a fast food chain that originated in the Washington D.C. Area. They serve mainly burgers, fries, grilled cheeses, and hot dogs. Five Guys' burgers and fries are probably the best hamburgers you will ever taste in your life time, or at least the best burgers for so cheap. Everything is freshly made. While you wait you can munch on some free peanuts. If anybody who is allergic to peanuts gets within a hundred yard radius of a Five Guys they would probably die. If you are near a Five Guys you are truely lucky. If you aren't don't fret there are about 87 right now along the East Coast and they are hoping to have over a 1000 of these burger haven's by the end of 2007.
Person 1: "Hey where were you?"
Person 2: "Uh....Five Guys"
:Person 2 Holds up a brown paper bag with grease stains:
Person 1: "Did you bring me any back?"
Person 2: "Oh woops I forgot, sorry"
:Person 1 strangles Person 2 and enjoys their much needed fix of Five Guys:
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When two people attempt to high five each other and the result is pathetic. In extreme cases, the high five is missed completely. Generally results in the two participants looking like complete idiots.
"Dude, look at John and Bill, they totally messed that high five up."
"hahaha fail five"
"What a couple of retards."
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Designed as the sidearm to accompany the P90 PDW, the Five-seveN pistol by Fabrique Nationale uses the same 5.7 x 28 mm cartridge as the P90. Despite the bulky nature of the ammo, the 20-round magazine can still be fitted into a comfortably-sized grip. The pistol itself was originally a striker-fired double-action only one, although the "tactical" version introduced a single-action mechanism. Operating by the traditional Browning breech-lock method, the Five-seveN has very little recoil for a combat pistol, rougly 2/3 of a gun of equal bulk in 9 mm Parabellum. With a muzzle velocity of 2100 ft/sec, the Five-seveN is just as capable of piercing armor as the P90. And the capitalization of the N in "seveN" is undoubtedly a marketing gimmick on the part of FN.
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The fast food version of crack cocaine due to its addictive nature.
Trevor relapsed from his addiction to Five Guys Burgers and Fries and ate there for eight days straight before ending up in rehab.
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A phrase used to bet somebody on anything they say that they are going to do, knowing very well you will not pay up.
Basically it is a way to anger friends so that they may do something stupid.
Dave - "I'm going to put up 200lbs on the bench press today"
Kyle - "Bet Five you won't put up 225lbs instead"
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