oblivious hetero

A straight person who is clueless when it comes to anything homosexual

“Did you see those boys sitting together?”
Oblivious hetero- “ah yes, best friends and roommates”

Hetero Sapien

Someone so straight that they can be classified as an entirely new species, Hetero Sapiens.
If you want to achieve this rank for a girl you must be only sucking dicks
And for guys you have to be only licking vags

karen: hi im hetero sapien