tent of hookers

When you can spend $2,400 to buy a lot of hookers at the same time.

Hey! I got my stimmy from daddy biden. I’m gonna get a tent of hookers.

Tummy tent

A condition caused by overindulgence of food. Primary symptom: protruding gut making it impossible to tuck in ones shirt in the front.

Dude, I just finished my 3rd bowl of chili and now I've got a tummy tent to show for it!

play tent

to pull the sheets up over one's partner's head after passing gas while in bed

H: Hey, wanna play tent?

*insert flatulence sound*
W: Ugh! Yuck! Great, now I need my shirt mask.

tap the tent

(verb) masturbating at night, in a tent, while camping.

"Dude, after three days in the woods, you gotta know I that more than once, I'd tap the tent.

Tent Talk

When what is said is said with utmost confidence that it will not be shared. Coming from the idea that what is said in a two-man tent stays in a two-man tent.

Thomas: How serious is this?
Jess: This is some real tent talk
Thomas: Oh shit ok

Tent trailer

A shitty camper that more closely resembles a tent than an actual camper.

Hey Aude, should we sleep in the car like a couple of homeless people or get a tent trailer?

building a tent

having a boner under your jeans

seeing a hot girl walk past i started building a tent