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So, you've failed out of college because you smoked too much pot and had a fondness for xbox and hentai. NO MATTER!!! Welcome to Nuke School! What did you major in? English, Home Economics, Botany? Did you even have a major? Well, fuck it, sign your happy ass up for the Navy and make sure to take that ASVAB good and hard right in your brain hole because *drumroll* you're going to South Carolina. Make sure to say goodbye to everything you ever loved and any semblance of an enjoyable early adulthood. Become a pawn of the United States Military/Industrial Complex as you get shitty haircuts, work inhuman hours learning absolutely useless material, and lose your sense of dignity. But watch out, kiddies! Everyone is out to get you! Stab your "friends" in the back before they rat you out for all that sweet underage drinking you're going to do. Remember, they tell you its all worth it in the end. And sure, it could be, if the job market wasn't swamped with guys and girls exactly like you with the same qualifications looking for the same job(s). Whoops! Guess you can just stay in for twenty plus years as you watch your life slip between the deckplates of some submarine.
Son to Father: Dad, I've been considering the Navy's nuclear program...
Father to Son: I'm going to punch you in the face while forcing you to watch every Nicolas Cage film ever produced but, I'm replacing the soundtracks with atonal, incidental music written by Yoko Ono.
Son to Father: Dear God, Father, why!?!
Father to Son: Because this is the equivalent of nuke school.
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To nuke a girl is to destroy her vaginal opening to the point of where it looks like the wasteland of Hiroshima, Japan.
Dude, I'm gonna hit up this party and nuke a girl named Cate so hard.
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Nuke the fridge is when you are very mad at your fridge so much so that you drop a nuclear bomb on it ( I do not recommend)
Dang it fridge you don't have any coke, you know what i'm tired of this NUKE THE FRIDGE!
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To considering deleting "friends" from your Facebook friends list or deactivating your Facebook account entirely based on the sole perception that you aren't really friends with these people. To start from the ground up afterwards with a new account or keep in touch only with those who survive the "nuke"
I'm thinking of deleting my Facebook account...
....why?....
...because man, I'm getting tired of being in the loop with information I don't care about; gonna Facebook Nuke it, kinda like when you nuke your computer and rebuild the OS from the ground up so it's a bit more practical... surely I don't really care what so and so is doing with their irritating news feed info. You know how it is- Facebook: so much information about nothing, one day at a time.
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THe process of coating a room with some kind of sent or spray such as body spray or febreeze to cover up and unwanted smell, you end up spraying way way way to much and destroy your nostrils or anyone elses who enters the room. Mostsly used by kids who want to get rid of a smell such as cigarette smoke or alcohol. The smell usually is way to overpowering and will render you helpless.
Jeff: Dude did ur mom smell all the cigarette smoke after we split that pack in your room the other day
Donald: Nah its all good, I nose nuked my room with axe so she couldnt even get near the door
Its when you jump off a plane and dive down naked during sex and you point your dick at your sex mates pussy or ass and stick it. Ultimately making both of you cum for the last time
"I used the nuke style on my wfie"
(v.) The act of using covert operations to isolate someone from their friendship group(s) and turn their allies against them, usually as a form of punishment.
"I'm sorry!"
"You will be, when I social nuke you!"
"Do you remember that time you social nuked me? And I lost all my friends and it was awful?"
"I'm sorry! You were asking for it!"