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a badass registered nurse that takes care of critical injured or ill patients in the back of a helicopter on the way to the hospital.
person: where do you work?
flight nurse: in a helicopter
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takes care of constipated poor people! (star fisher)
help I'm soooo constipated I need a butt nurse. There is nothing like a good star fish sucker to help get the poooooopie out.
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A fart that is so nasty and vile that it makes a room smell like a nursing home. Consider the room or area permanently tainted with a rotten stink smell.
Major construction is required after the fart to reuse the area, including ripping out carpets and sub-floors, and walls and sheet-rock.
Bio-hazards suits are needed to clean-up, and Center for Disease Control needs to be notified.
Rudi cruised over to Sampson's house for Monday night football. He had been eating bratwurst all day, and drinking Schmidt Ice. He didn't feel well at all and something was brewing deep in his stomach.
He ripped a huge fart during half-time - big mistake. It turned out to be a nursing home fart and completely wrecked Rudi's house.
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A Hentai Anime based on a perverted Gynecologist that is hired to have sex with various nurses in a hospital in preparation for a 'special' ward: a brothel.
The series contains around 10 episodes, the last few being re-caps that look back at previous un-discovered events following the doctor's murder (in the form of criminal investigation and interrogations of the nurses).
It is often considered to be one of the most intense hentais, due to:
-The huge focus on scat, BDSM, and anal sex.
-The infamous 'egg scene', where numerous eggs are inserted into a nurses's vagina and later 'mashed' with the doctor's penis, then orgasm'd out.
-Water-bloating fetish.
-Human waste (scat) consumption fetish.
-The sharp transition between innocence to downright whore-like mentality of the nurses in short amounts of time.
-The focus on domination over once innocent, 'good' nurses.
-Etc...
It has been suggested from numerous sources that only a few viewers have finished the series without turning it off, due to disgust at some point.
"Man...I watched that hentai about the nurses you leant me, and I couldn't even finish my breakfast eggs this morning."
"Night Shift Nurses- isn't that the one really disturbing hentai everyone mentions?"
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The famous phrase used by famous youtuber, Markiplier, while playing surgeon simulator.
Nurse: doctor I think you should be focusing on the patient.
Doctor: SHUT UP NURSE!!!!!!
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A demeaning term for a boy of high school age. Tends to be a fucking faggot and a little bitch who has a tiny cock.
Kevin fucking narced on us
Fucking Kevin, he's such a bitch nurse
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Male Nurse must have testicles and a strong constitution to work with all the women within your career. Male nurses are very secure in their manhood and mostly work in ER, ICU, OR.
Bro, I am a male nurse RN. Freind" I thought nursing was for women" Well, you must have balls to be a male nurse!
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