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obsessed ex boyfriend

a lonely loser creep who writes definitions on urban dictionary to vent about a woman who left him. Makes it look like he dumped her when the truth is she left him a long time ago after she realized what a broke bum he was. Has now developed a sick obsession and cant let go of the fact she dosent want him anymore. This guy thinks he was in a relationship with this person but the truth is it was nothing at all and she felt sorry for him.

Never befriend a pathetic loser, he'll start thinking your his 'girlfriend' and become an ''obsessed ex boyfriend''
She never loved you, get it through your thick head.
Stop wastin your time and move on

by Madhatters November 28, 2006

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obsessive trump disorder

Urban Dictionary's obsession with Trump oriented words of the day.

Hey Joe have you been getting spammed with all those anti-Trump email definitions?
Ya they have Obsessive Trump Disorder, pretty damn funny how butthurt the snowflakes are.
Do you think they will publish mine?
No they don't have the balls and will censor the other POV!

by theway146 February 7, 2017

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Anime Obsessive Disorder

Someone who is extremely obsessed with anime - anime wallpaper, body pillow, anime games, can't go a day without watching anime, et cetera.

Man, Hailey really does have Anime Obsessive Disorder. She's even got a body pillow!

by GamingDUAL October 19, 2020


Glow Up Obsession

Obsessing over a glow up. This is mostly in form of spending a lot of money or leads to spending a lot of money just to feel prettier than how you felt you were before. Many who are obsessed end up splurging money and are want the quick and extreme way to glow up. This can also lead to insecurities and if worse disorders just because of an unrealistic standard in a judgemental society.

She spent $3,000 just to glow up she does have a glow up obsession

by peeduck.com February 4, 2022

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Obsessive Phone Disorder

AKA OPD

To constantly have one's phone in hand. Whether it is for work, personal organization, entertainment, or research, the phone is always being used.

OPD is most typically seen with excessive iPhone use but can be any device that is used more than 60% of the time.

He suffers from a serious case of Obsessive Phone Disorder. I can only remember one time when he didn't have his phone in his hand.

by Montizzl3 July 12, 2010

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Obsessed Forums Guy

An eternally toggled caps lock isn't and accident - it's a state of mind. it's absolute contempt for decent conversation, and often even the topic of conversation. Not only does the obsessive forumite not like games, he doesn't play them. If he did, he wouldn't have time to rant about how bad they are in asinine forums threads.

Hey Chad, I can't believe this guy. I started a thread about Halo and he replied, "HALO IS SO GAY OMG NOOB".

Well Frank, the interweb is full of people just like that obsessed forums guy. So get used to it.

by Snoozing122 January 15, 2009

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Obsessive relationship disorder

1. a disorder commonly seen in girls with boyfriends

2. a disorder commonly seen in women (although it does appear in men) where someone constantly texts their partner when they are not together and gives their partner no free time.

3. a disorder where the individual forces their partner to see them from 6:00am through midnight.

4. a disorder where the affected individual's partner never sees any of his friends

basically every Facebook page that has to do with relationships. Many blond girls have it. She comes over every day and one day you want to go play basketball with your friends and she starts crying. That would be Obsessive relationship disorder

by someone udderly generic December 16, 2010

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