October 20

a national holiday

as it is my fucking birthday

so every one send me 5 bucks

on October 20 you will send RSCountDeMoney 5 bucks or more

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October 6

October 6 is National come to your bf house and cuddle and more day.

October 6 the day that you Go to his house find a private area and kiss and more with him.

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october 21

october 21 is national slap a bitch day! it’s your time to shine and hit that massive bitch in your school!!!

popular boy: oh it’s national slap a bitch day better go slap that person
boys bsf: oh yea betttt

*october 21*

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October 16

Over 100 years ago today… a legend was born.

Robert E.O. Speedwagon, founder of the speedwagon foundation, born October 16, 1863.
He is known for his incredible charm, personality, and good looks. It is impossible to dislike speedwagon.
He is also the most powerful being in the universe, and a rich oil tycoon owner. Let us now take a moment to appreciate Robert E.O. speedwagon.

Cool guy 1: “did you know that today (October 16) is international speedwagon day?”

Cool guy 2: “dude, I had no idea! Let’s go celebrate speedwagon”

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October 5

the day when the absolute omnipotent powers were born

you were born on October 5th. All hail the leader.

29 October

You are really special and you are the best I wish you the best bday ever my g.

29 October happy bday Ali my g

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October 22

the day the best freaking person was born. the person born on this day has the BEST sense of style and a great sense of humor. they’re the type of person to send actually good memes

She’s born on October 22? She must be a pretty cool gorl😎

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