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Where the male places his testicles upon the woman's chest, knocking them around until they fall into the female's mouth, like hitting a golf ball into the hole.
Dude, I took that chick to the Samoan golf course!
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When a girl licks your asshole, balls, and then sucks your cock to finish you off.
After I paid for dinner, I took her back to my place and she willingly gave me a Three Course Meal as a thank you.
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(Being, verb): coming late to work because of a snowstorm, icestorm, or sandstorm.
I was almost blown off course today cuz of the weather.
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when a guy/girl throws up into another girls vagina then gets a spoon or fork and eats it out of her vagina (can use tongue too)
dude jan so gave jill a 2 course meal last night.
did u hear that all the popular guys are giving girls 2 course meals more often after they eat!
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A place where you can be employed for only one week then you have the ability to retire for the rest of your life.
A place where you will look back and reminisce upon that one week of employment and wish you weren't fired and replaced by a pensioner with tuck shop arms.
Duuuuude, one week and you can retire from the Golf Course Lunch Kiosk
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Look inside and you will see
The words are cutting deep inside my brain
Oh they're burning, quickly turning
Knife of words is driving me insane
Insane
Yeah, yeah
Raven black is on my track
Please show me how to neutralise the knife
Show to me in surgery
The art of fighting words to conquer life
Conquer life
Yeah, yeah
Ooh baby, I can rock and roll
Ooh baby, get out of my soul
Now the wicked lance of fear
Driven from my heady mouth and brain
Crash course in brain surgery
Has stopped the bloody knife of love again
Yeah, yeah, yeah
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