When wiping your ass after dropping a monster deuce, you graze the top of turd mountain with the back of your hand.
I got this knuckle fudge from an unfortunate mountain scraping incident.
A huge cow that is very very hairy and lives in the mountains. They have huge horns and make dinosaur noises.
That big mountain cow ate my phone.
A dress code term commonly used in ski resorts and weddings in locations such as Colorado. Slightly dressed down from business casual, it typically allows for functional footwear, jeans, and a collared shirt. A tie would rarely be worn, but a sport coat would be acceptable.
The invitation suggested mountain casual, so I'm wearing Timberlands and jeans.
When you stack 3 or more cousins make or female and penetrate then sequentially from lowest to highest
Me and Clem climbed the Alabama mountain last night
Relative to being Down Bad
but much worse
i dropped all my weed, im down a mountain
using mountain dew as an anti spermacide during intercourse
dewing the mountain is when you and you girlfriend are about to have sex except shees not on the pill and your out of condoms so before penetration you pour mountain dew on your dick and in her vagina then u fuck her safe sex in a can
dewing the mountain
A childhood game where kids climb a pile of snow and try to be the only person standing on top. Kids push each other down the snow pile and tries to get to the top to push the "King" off so they can be the new king.. until someone pushes them off. Quite dangerous. Many injuries may occur, depending on icyness of snow pile and violence level of children participating.
"Krista, come outside, hurry! The neighborhood kids are playing King of the Mountain!"
"I got a bloody nose playing King of the Mountain. Totally worth it."
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