1. The Hay Captial of the World.
2. A horrible little town in which there is nothing to do.
3. A podunk town no one has ever heard of.
"Where do you live?"
"Inola, Oklahoma."
"What's an Inola?"
12๐ 7๐
A very small town in Southern Oklahoma with approx 3200 people, with nothing to show for itself. If you're black, you are 95% likely to get pulled over just for driving through the town. If you aren't into sports, this town has absolutely nothing to offer as far as entertainment other than getting drunk or stoned at home or on some dirt road. They finally put in a skate park, but if you go there the local cops cruise by continuously looking for a reason to run you off. 13 churches, mostly Baptist and no place where kids can just hang out. Main street is deserted every night by 9. Then they wonder why there is a meth problem....
"Hey are there any towns around here? I need to piss. Naw just a few "Walters, Oklahoma", keep driving.
9๐ 6๐
A shithole of a town where football is everything and say that they'll win state every year and haven't in 15 years. Even with 19 coaches.
16๐ 14๐
Taking a diarrhea dump on a girl's chest when your hemorrhoids are bleeding badly (i.e. Oklahoma is famous for Red Dirt)
"Beth forgot to buy the Preparation H so I gave her an Oklahoma Mudslide at her parents house."
16๐ 15๐
A small town west of Oklahoma City. One of the cesspools of teen pregnancy, wannabe thugs, and marijuana in Oklahoma.
Tecumseh Oklahoma is a trash town. The state should burn it to the ground.
4๐ 2๐
When a guy tit fucks a girl and slaps her violently
Jen loves my oklahoma stingers
4๐ 2๐