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oh look! is that suzie blank smuggling cats over the Tunisian border! oh yes of course!
A party animal (usually female) who goes out clubbing, even though she cannot handle her drink.
Girl 1: I love you soooo much hunny bunny, let's get another........... falls asleep*
Girl 2: Let's get you home boozy suzy
No one cares - BITCHES GET MONEY. MIC DROP
Do you want to see what my name means on urban dictionary? No, get money. Jessikah suzie.
Suzy sheet isnt just a hobby, its a lifestyle, a reason to breathe, an escape from this cruel world filled w thieves. its art, the first gift u open on christmas, a hug from loved one, its everything u ever wanted, its everything u need.
Suzy sheet is one of the best humans in this cruel world, she is the BESTEST friend you could have ever had.
people who spend there time on social media all day and comments for unnecessary purposes
“OMG, this girl is such a suzy timer, she stay lurkin on my page”
The obsession with buying jackets. It's pretty serious and un-turnt.
-Dude, I just bought this jacket! It was on sale!
-Did you "need" a jacket?
-No, but it was on sale. I saved like $30!
-But you didn't really need the jacket?
-No, what's your point?
-If you didn't really need the jacket, then you didn't really save $30.
-What are you saying? I must have like Suzy Orman's Disease or something?
-Yes, I don't have it, you do. Be jelly.
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This is a name for a basketball player that isn't the best shooter on the team, but when she is hot, she is HOT. Drains three's like there's no tomorrow! Like a microwave, this player heats up, making simple jumpers, and eventually is smokin' hot due to makin' it rain. When scouting other teams, coaches use the word Suzie Microwave in their scouting reports to better describe certain players. This player cannot be confused with Delilah Buckets, who drains any shot she takes.
Coach: We can let her shoot the three a couple of times, but once she makes one, we gotta watch out. She's a Suzie Microwave.