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An action done past 8pm on fridays where you get on call with some of da Bois(on discord) and one of you streams nsfw anime.
Girlfriend: do you wanna watch a movie tonight
Boyfriend: nah sorry it's anime Friday today
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The day after Thanksgiving, traditionally the first day of the Christmas season and the busiest shopping day of the year. Called "Black Friday" because of the massive profits retailers rake in, recording them in black as opposed to red which denotes losses.
"I'm going shopping at 10 this morning"
"It's black friday, everything will already be gone!"
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An excuse for taking part in an abnormal, surprising, or otherwise strange activity due to the stress relief and joy of the week being complete on a Friday night.
1. George: "Dude, what the Hell are you riding a scooter around town with a pizza at midnight for?!!"
You: "It's Fuckin' Friday, George. It's Fuckin' Friday."
2. George: "Why the Hell are you going to jump off of that bridge dude?!!"
You: "It's Fuckin' Friday, George. It's Fuckin' Friday."
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When you devour queso with the boys on Friday
Oh shit its Friday, it’s fucking queso Friday with the boys tonight
The day when mankind proves yet again that humans will literally kill someone for a Blu-ray player.
The day after Thanksgiving, a shit ton of retards grab their sleeping bags and tents and flock to the entrance of the Walmart at midnight, waiting for the store to open at around 4AM.
The nanosecond that the doors swing open, you better brace yourself, because the apocalypse has begun. Within seconds, some douchebag who ABSOLUTELY MUST be first in line will plow through the massive crowd, stepping on children and endangering the lives of other humans and sprinting down the aisles looking for the TV section.
Every year, someone gets pushed over, and everyone just tramples all over them, paying no mind to the wellbeing of the adults and sometimes little children that suffer injury from the greedy little bastards that participate in this day.
If you want to shop at all on Black Friday, you'd best do it at the crack of dawn, because by 10AM every last item on the shelf will be gone.
And if by some divine miracle you're able to make it out of the train wreck at the front door with all of your body parts intact, you have to fucking fly to get to the things you want.
As soon as you reach for that flat screen, some greedy asshole will punch you square in the face and take it right from you. That's how ignorant and retarded the people of the world are these days.
And yet, the stores still celebrate this day.
Just shop online on Black Friday. You won't have to put up with any retards if you order from Amazon.
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A day which is a goddess looking girl's blessed day and it is also the same day as Good Friday. Hence, it also symbolised peace and love, therefore people will confess to their love interest on the specific day
A handsome looking guy is looking forward for the glory Golden Friday after days and days of hardworking
preparation
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Definition- Fat Friday, also commonly referred to as 'Greeday', is the last Friday of the month where one can simply binge on any food one desires. Fat Friday is set aside for those who maintain healthy bodyweight on normal days and not for the continuously gluttonous or obese.
Comrad: Friendo, why you be eating so much today?
Winston: Cousin its Fat Friday you know. Gotta let loose.
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