[boobs]

Objects that women use to control the world.

Woman in 2004: I'll show you my boobs if you vote for Bush again.
Man: OK.

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Boobs

A tool used to attract and male of any age.

"Shit bro look at her fucken boobs! Those things are huge, I want them.

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boob

a circular object protruding off a female's chest. Especially used for feeding babies and in foreplay.

i luv ur boobs

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One of about two parts of a woman that are useful and interesting.

Check out the boobs on that girl. Fucking tops!

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Something nice to look at when talking to a girl.

Girl: "...and I'm thinking about going into Pre-Med, but I don't know if a Pre-Law major would be better... Derek? Are you even listening to me?"

Me: *staring at boobs* "What...oh yeah, that's interesting. Please go on."

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boob

Something to focus or look at while it's talking

Man she's annoying, but her boobs are huge! Lot at 'em jiggle!

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Boob

Acronym. "Borked out of box." Refers to an item or product, most usually something technological (e.g., flash drive, hard drive, etc.) that is broken/non-functional from the moment you open the box. Ergo, it is borked out of box.

"The goddamn thing is BOOB!"
"Uh, what?"
"Boob!"
"It's a flash drive, man."
"No, dude--borked out of box! Shit's broken!"
"Ohhh okay."

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