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Candle Asshole

Those people who have a closet full of seasonal candles and yet they go to major candle retailers every month and spend an ass load on MORE candles. They also say things like "you are supposed to sniff the lid, NOT the wax." They also think there is a right way and a wrong way to burn a candle.

"I have a dilemma, I want to buy a bunch of fall candles but I don't want to be one of those Candle Assholes..."

by Irina Redd September 9, 2016


candle person

Person who sit in the middle of the room and listens to everything going on and usually gots the answers

He a candle person he just sit and listen

by Doinkaholic November 4, 2020


beef candle

made famous by scott radio 1 large meaty cock with a lot of girth

my god you have a big beef candle

by miss street December 13, 2018


Candle lit

The deflowerization of a pubescent teenage mans.

Word created by Amanda LC & Ari

12/05/18
Inspired by a wise boi named Alexander Hamilton “my candle’s been lit all night”

Yo ma bro mans, I’m bouta get my candle lit tonight lmaoooooo

by Memebois December 6, 2018


Rubber Candle

Noun. A rubber candle is when one lights one's condom ablaze during sex. Most people who engage in this act are not likely to repeat save a few fetishists.

Ex. Last week I tried to give Julia a rubber candle. She's still in the ICU.

by Ohshizwazzup June 13, 2016


blow a candle

The last thing you do before you leave somebody.

"Touch me, blow a candle, go away" -Save me, Placid Disposition
He blew a candle and left everyone in the room.
I asked her for help and she has just blow the candles.

by Jamess432 November 16, 2019


Candle Queen

A song in which gachatubers copy each other and see who gets more views, the idiots make the main character have no backstory, and it's just she get angy, finds magic object and murders her family.

Some random gachatuber: "Yeah I made a Candle Queen video!"
The video: *Is the same as all the others*
Me: "Heck this shit it's getting old." *Makes my own Candle Queen gcmv*

by Evening Clouds July 20, 2023

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