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Being eaten out by a punter who doesn't know you're on your period.
Becca: girlies, Dave left the toilet seat up last night so I gave him a crimson avenger.
When a lord shoves his thumb up a lady's ass and it comes out bloody.
The king woke up with a crimson thumb after a night of 69ing the queen
a force to be reconed with, to lose ones mind and only see the color red, beyond help, to be touched by evil and fueled by satan, a state of mind induced by alcohol and marijuana
Last nights pary was crimson terror
The action of sausage-slapping a partners taint until it turns deep red.
Janice wasn't feeling it until Louis tipped her ass-over-head and gave her a crimson taint.
The 2nd God of Stephen kings verse or dark tower born from the crimson queen who's true form isn't shown we have only seen avatars that he uses to interact with the tower
He's also theorized to be Pennywise but it's only a theory
All hail the crimson king
God of discordia
A handjob from a girl who is on her period and used the mentrual fluid as a lubricant.
"Did you have sex with her?" "No, she was on her period so she gave me a crimson handshake."
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Like when a pilot has his first solo flight he gets his wings. When a man has sex with a girl for the first time while she has her period he gets his crimson wings. (Brown wings when its the first time up the arse)
Man 1: How did your date go with Sharon last night, did you bang her?
Man 2: Not bad, she was a bit moody, she said it was down to her time of the month. I banged anyway though.
Man 1: Nice one, you got your Crimson Wings.
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