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Tommyinnit's most worst NIGHTMARE and the most famous thing..
He will go psycho after hearing that..
Fans: "Jump In The Cadillac"
Tommy: "No!!! NOOOO OFF THAT!!! OFF IT!!!"
He will not jump in the Cadillac he will jump off the bridge.
The epic jump one makes when they are pulling up their pants.
"Dude, your ass crack is showing."
*jumps while pulling up pants*"PANTS JUMP!"
You jump the gun when you start doing something before the appropriate time.
Sorry I jumped the gun by telling Carol the news before checking with you
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It's like jumping the shark but worse. Not only does the show now suck but it's sticky and smells like shit. Not to mention it ruined a pair of good shorts.
Diff'rent Strokes was great until they introduced that annoying little redheaded kid. Now that show is shit - it defintely "jumped the shart".
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when one person offers to make fuck with another because the first person hasn't gotten any in a really long time; results from "feeling bad" about the other person not getting any
"I'm in the mood to give you a mercy jump. Time to break you out of that slump!"
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The act in which a male during vaginal intercourse with a women, attempts to insert his penis into the women's rectum, without her consent or knowledge. {The taint acting as a border or boundary line.}
Nick:"Did you get to stick it in her butt?"
Jon:"Ha ha! No I tried to jump the border, but she didn't go for it." {Jumping the border}
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a term to describe a moment when somethin that was once great has reached a point where it will now decline in quality and popularity.
Origin of this phrase comes from a Happy Days episode where the Fonz jumped a shark on waterskis. Thus was labeled the lowest point of the show.
Cousin Oliver on Brady Bunch, Scrappy Doo.
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