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feltch patty

A turd deposit stuck to one's anal pubes.

Man. When the TSA officer checked my ass for drugs all he found was a wicked feltch Patty.

by TheRealSmokehouse September 15, 2018


pulling a Patty

When you dissapear for months with out warning, or fail to show up for a planned event and don't bother to inform the people waiting for you.

Uncle Tyrone should have been here 3 hours ago, I can't believe he is pulling a Patty for his mother's funeral!

by Chick USA May 16, 2008


Patty Poo

Very cute person

Pikachu is such a patty poo.

by Godfather_aka_Jesus March 12, 2012


Bon Pattie

A hair style, like a bun on the top of the head that looks as if it has been kind of flattened but is still in bun-shape.

"Hm, I really want to squeeze a bon pattie."
"Oh my God, she has a bon pattie!!!"

by Nigel Higgins December 10, 2006


Stomach Patty

The phenomenon of throwing up where the puke is extra thick and chunky and the resulting puddle holds itself together in a thick round patty shape. Can often happen after a big session of eating and drinking.

Man, I felt so bad after downing all that pizza and beer but after I laid down a stomach patty on the neighbour's lawn I was good to go!

Mike: "Damn I shouldn't have had that last plate of chicken wings."
Ali: "Stop your whining and lay a stomach patty in the alley over there. I wanna hit that bar up the street."

by McBetts October 25, 2012


Veggie Patties

A delicious treat for Vegetarians and Vegans alike!

"I'm Hungry"

"VEGGIE PATTIES"

"Sea King fuck yeah!"

"Holy shit an anteater!"

by Rofl Mc'Waffle June 14, 2008


Veggie Patty

When two vegans have a fight, it is known as a "Veggie Patty" instead of beef.

Rachael: "Martha what are those two ladies doing?"
Martha: "Oh they are just having a good old veggie patty."

by haydensama August 11, 2018