A turd deposit stuck to one's anal pubes.
Man. When the TSA officer checked my ass for drugs all he found was a wicked feltch Patty.
When you dissapear for months with out warning, or fail to show up for a planned event and don't bother to inform the people waiting for you.
Uncle Tyrone should have been here 3 hours ago, I can't believe he is pulling a Patty for his mother's funeral!
A hair style, like a bun on the top of the head that looks as if it has been kind of flattened but is still in bun-shape.
"Hm, I really want to squeeze a bon pattie."
"Oh my God, she has a bon pattie!!!"
The phenomenon of throwing up where the puke is extra thick and chunky and the resulting puddle holds itself together in a thick round patty shape. Can often happen after a big session of eating and drinking.
Man, I felt so bad after downing all that pizza and beer but after I laid down a stomach patty on the neighbour's lawn I was good to go!
Mike: "Damn I shouldn't have had that last plate of chicken wings."
Ali: "Stop your whining and lay a stomach patty in the alley over there. I wanna hit that bar up the street."
A delicious treat for Vegetarians and Vegans alike!
"I'm Hungry"
"VEGGIE PATTIES"
"Sea King fuck yeah!"
"Holy shit an anteater!"
When two vegans have a fight, it is known as a "Veggie Patty" instead of beef.
Rachael: "Martha what are those two ladies doing?"
Martha: "Oh they are just having a good old veggie patty."