Phone 5

During a conversation on the phone, it is the act of simulating a "High 5" by pressing '5' on the keypad at the appropriate moment.

Joe: So where did you go with that girl last night?
Moe: Back to my place.
Joe: Brown chicken, brown cow?
Moe: You know it!
Joe: PHONE 5!!!
*Joe presses 5 key*

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5 block

to steal a high 5 ment for someone else then the person that got blocked has to suck you dry

sedale 5 blocked edgar now egdar has to suck him dry

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5 meters

1.Prussia`s awsome sitck down there... enough said

2.A Hetalia fan on LiveJournal made a list of average penis size by country. Since Prussia no longer exists (much to all Prussia's fans' chagrin), it was listed as having an average penis size of five meters.

3.A joke started by a fan about prussia

durring a discussion about the average penis sizes of men in various countries. As it was based on a recent survey using empirical data, information on Prussia was absent due to the dissolution of his country. After one fan stated that Prussia was "five meters long", the joke quickly caught on as a meme and fanworks with Prussia can often be seen referencing his "five meters", sometimes also called "five meters of awesome".

hetafan:how long is prussia`s awsome ness?
2 hetafan: about 5 meters

Prussia :Kesese

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november 5

give your short best friend a present day

kid: “girl why did you give hannah a gift?”
me: because it’s november 5th!!

The 5 S's

Shit
Stroke
Shave
Shower
Sleep

The perfect man's night time ritual.

Let me hit up the 5 S's before bed

5 block

to steal a high 5 intended for another person the consequence is to suck the blocker dry

when tok uuuaak 5 blocked luis, luis had to suck tok uuuaak dry

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The 5 D's

1) Dodge
2) Duck
3) Dip
4) Dive
5) Dodge

remember the 5 D's of dodgeball!
thats the key to victory

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