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Very potent, and sticky, marijuana that causes you to become glued to the couch.
Dylan: Dude this couch glue has me so stuck to the couch right now, I'm gonna have to call in sick for work cause there is no way I'm getting up.
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An ignorant person who knows little about the finer points of MMA techniques and skills, who has never been in combat but sits on the couch as a spectator and with supreme confidence gives his expert opinions (actually an idiot's view) to anyone who will listen. Couch warriors also give people the benefit of their profound ignorance by making stupid text comments on websites that cover MMA news.
I wouldn't bet on the fight based on his opinion; he's a couch warrior.
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State pastime of West Virginia residents when West Virginia University sport teams win major games.
Man, did you see all the couch burning after WVU stomped Clemson 70-33 in the Orange Bowl?
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I was sleeping on the couch last night.
Your wife was tripping?
Yeah bro, i think i fucked up
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Teenage kissing, petting or intercourse on his/her parents couch.
Brad and Angelina were caught playing couch hockey.
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A couch that is left on the porch for lounging/weed smoking. Usually occurs when a couch doesnt fit through your front door, so you just leave it on the porch.
Its mad hot in here...lets go chill on Porch Couch.
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