ho nest

The technical term for how hair matts up on the back of the head after vigorous, missionary position sex.

"When she came out of his hotel room, her lipstick was smeared and her hair was a ho nest."

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cock nest

When a man's pubic hair resembles a bird's nest. Most often you can see the buldge of hair through the crotch of their stoned-wash blue jeans.

Also referred to as a crow's nest, hay bail, or afro balls.

"I would have had supper on that guy's penis if it wasn't for his huge cock nest."

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Shit The Nest

A) To really mess up badly.
B) To feed lots of cherries to Wild Canadian geese resulting in them having massive diarrea.

"Dude you totally Shit the Nest last night man"

"Man those poor geese are gonna shit the nest tonight"

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Build a Nest

The act of lining a public toilet seat with toilet paper, usually one ply. the thickness of the nest varies according to each persons preference and/or depending how much piss and shit are on the seat.

i always build a nest before taking a shit in a public bathroom.

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rats nest

hair that is very messy and looks like a rats nest. very gross.

that bum over there has a rats nest

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hawks nest

Hawks Nest is a place of tranquility where various forms of fruit bongs are manufactured and smoked. These fruits include Pineapples and Rock melons which produce a taste which has been described as having a tangy punch.

Each bong is hand crafted and custom designed for maximum efficiency.

Person 1 : Hey man, how good was hawks nest!

Person 2 : It was great. We had Pineys all the time and I shat my pants and then had a dream about you on a pedestal waving your fist at a large audience. Talking about the "dangers of marijuana".

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Wheetus Nest

A wheetus nest is a race that includes one person and one person only (Angelina). The wheetus nest has many powers. The actual wheetus nest - that makes them a wheetus nest, is embedded deep inside their chest, preventing any wheetus nest hunters (or penis chests) to take their wheetus nest and impersonate them, taking their powers.

“I am the wheetus nest!”
“we can tell”

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