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Open Mike

A rather unfortunately common misspelling of the phrase, "open mic" which is an event staged by bars & nightclubs allow ordinary people to go onstage and sing, tell dirty jokes, or spout off a bountifully overflowing cornucopia of toilet tongue just to try and liven up an otherwise dull house.

Seen in printed material only (such as a sign in a window); as "open mike" and, "open mic" are pronounced exactly the same.

MAY 31 OPEN MIKE FROM 7 TO 11

by Telephony May 14, 2015

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Boston Opener

to say a rude comment to a girl from boston so she gasps and opens her mouth while you proceed to stick something in it.

mark- "girl your so fat"
Sherry- "gasp" =o
mark- " the Boston Opener.... works every time"

by dolly311 August 29, 2010

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Open-Short

A phantom troubleshooting term used by incompetent electricians to describe symptoms they don't undertstand.

Despite the switch being off, the open-short caused a huge buildup of current which popped the circuit breaker and caused an overload in the battery buss.

by Sambonater21 April 27, 2010

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open hand

meaning bitch slap originating from the ancient art of karate

Tracey gave Ric an open hand after he tried to pull an angry dragon on her.

by MissSaucey June 18, 2009

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vaginal opening

The rim of a girls/womans pussy hole

Oi, guess what i licked my girls friends vaginal opening.

by Robert f-g January 24, 2004

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Keep it open

A farewell given amongst pimps referring to keeping their pimp hand open so as to not damage their stable when bitch slapping.

I'm about to bounce. Keep it open, dawg.

by Joe Ba-Hoe February 22, 2008

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White Open

The status of a "white receiver" who is often left uncovered by the opposing defense due to his lack of game breaking speed or athleticism; however it can backfire as the "white receiver" seldom drops the ball and is very clutch

They should throw the ball to Johnny more, he is always white open!

by Mediumdave22 March 8, 2011

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