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The act of ignoring the events around you hoping everything will just go away. To refuse to think about unpleasant facts, although they will have an influence on your situation. "Putting one's head in the sand".
The world leaders are too busy ostriching to react to global warming.
An Ostrich that periodically terrorizes the town by kickboxing locals
you: What is a Serial Ostrich?
me: basically a kangaroo but ostrich
you: ????
Serial Ostrich: An Ostrich that periodically terrorizes the town by kickboxing locals
YOU: What is a Serial Ostrich
ME: Basically a kangaroo but Ostrich
YOU: ???
When a female's face is so beat that a bag and a sock won't do, so you bury her head in the ground and proceed with sexual intercourse.
"I met this chick and she was such a butterface, but we did the ostrich so it worked out."
"Oh, you mean Butterface Betty?"
The act of inserting a feather duster into a woman's anus while penetrating her vagina in either the bent over or doggie style possitions.
Making her appear like an ostrich from behind.
"Carl shoved a feather duster up my ass while we were hooking up." - Jennie
Jennie got 'The Ostrich' from Carl
The single most magical magnificent being on earth
The highest complement able to be given to your fellow man
The boy all the girls want to ride
Gurl 1: check out the ostrich
Gurl 2: dang gurl he fine
Def 2
Jock 1: you were a real ostrich out there
Jock 2: heck yeah I was
A device of pleasure designed exclusively for our taller avian friends.
"Hey Jack! Quit playing with that ostrich dildo, and help me take out the trash!"