the gold package

A man who has a penis large enough to fit a magnum condom comfortably with out it sliding off inside of you or tying it up on the side.

"Hey girl! Is he working with the gold package? because you know I CAN'T BE SOLD IF IT AIN'T THE GOLD!!"

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physics package

n. (Military jargon) The essential workings of a nuclear or thermonuclear weapon. The "physics package" is designed by scientists at a weapons lab and comprises all the nuclear reactants used in the device, such as plutonium, lithium deuteride, etc. The military then decides how to deploy it (missiles, bombs, backpacks).

Military weaponeer: "The B-66A is an advanced, bunker-busting, anti-raghead weapon that is based on the Los Alamos E-1337 physics package. The guidance system uses a special neural network code to identify and deliver the device against brown-skinned persons of the Muslim persuasion..."

Dick Cheney: (Evil grin) "We're pleased with your rapid progress. The so-called "Ramadan" starts next month!"

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package sniffer

it started like this...

the office IT guy was telling us that we NEED to use VPN while on business travel. he says that if we dont use VPN, someone could use packet sniffer software to read our emails. we told him he's a package sniffer.

then we lol'd, cause thats the way we roll...

"those crazy ITards make everything difficult...they're all a bunch of package sniffers."

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Quaker Package

A term used to describe an unsavory woman. Usually one with large amounts of cellulite, ie; cottage cheese thighs, giving ones body the appearance of being stuffed with oatmeal.

Daunte:"Damn man, look at that chick's legs, she's got some oatmeal thighs!"
Franklin:" Hah eww, fuck that man. She's got more than than that, she has the whole Quaker Package!"

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pink package

a bag of gay equipment

Hurrah! My pink package has arrived!!!!

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Better Packaged

When a girl wears alluring clothing such as low cut shirts and push up bras or water bras and skirts or shorts and look really good, then when you take her to bed, and strip her down, you become disappointed.

Can refer to guys who look better clothed as well.

Damn she's a hottie! you tap that?

Yeah, but it was better packaged.

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latina package

When you date a Latina, she will undoubtedly have at least 2 kids, as they are the most fertile women on the planet! Orthewise known as the LP!

You're dating a Latina? Probably a rhetorical question but does she come with the Latina Package?

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