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the act of being indecisive even though you act like you want one thing but choose the other
Josh: Stop piddy-paddling! you act like you love me but you still dont make our relationship official!
The extremities we call hands.
My tits longed for his meat paddles.
The act of desperately searching through your Snapchat in hopes you can find someone that will send you explicit photos.
“Yo! I was Snap Paddling the other day.”
“You find anyone?”
“You get anything?”
“No....”
When people with very small heads go paddling in the sea on a Friday. The phenomenon is particularly common on the North Kent coast.
Look at that very small headed man in the sea. It must be Paddle-Friday
When one glances at another’s phone without permission.
Dan: (looks at Carl’s phone)
Carl: What up bro?! No paddle peeking!
When a man has large testicles and large scrotal sack. You flappy his half hard penis off a bat winged scrotal sack like paddle balls.
Preston's balls were big enough to play floppycock paddles!!!