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pajama shopping

Stress food shopping. When you go into the grocery store intending to buy wholesome foods like fresh vegetables, soup stock and yogurt, but you come to the register with nothing but comfort foods like pop-tarts, ice cream, and heavily sweetened cereal and soda pop. You might as well have gone to the store in your pajamas, hence, pajama shopping.

I was so disappointed in the Game of Thrones finale I found myself pajama shopping for pretzel cones and two boxes of bourbon truffle ice cream.

by Laughter On Water April 16, 2020


crab pajamas

When a girl wears leggings and you see that it's a penis

Holy sh*t that girl has crab pajamas

by slimysalamander October 24, 2015


pandemic pajamas

The phenomenon where a pandemic forces quarantine on the population, and people wear pajamas all day long!

I had to take a walk to escape the Coronavirus lockdown and boy, everyone was walking around in pandemic pajamas!

by AxonL May 06, 2020


pajama thug

When you spend an entire day in your pajamas because there's no one else as thug as you and you could care less about what anyone says

Boy 1: I heard Derek wore his pajamas all day yesterday
Boy 2: Awwww no way, he's such a pajama thug
Boy 1: You don't want to mess with him

by hormonally unstable August 25, 2015


happy pajamas

An enthusiastically cheerful set of pajamas used only when rounding third base, and cumming in home

Dude, last night was so good I got to wear my happy pajamas

by Mattallica7189 February 28, 2017


pajama face

a face that was deceivingly banging the previous evening, but in the morning, when all the make up has rubbed off, the girl is busted.

she looked banging last night, but she had pajama face this morning.

by sparkleking February 15, 2011


Sloppy Pajama

An alcoholic beverage created by mixing apple flavored Vodka and Coca-Cola.

Konrad: Bartender! Serve me up a sloppy pajama!

Kobe (Bartender) : order up!

by Melevo October 02, 2022