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when you say "you love friuty pebbles" it means you are gay because some people call gay people fruity.
"you love fruity pebbles" John said
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So exciting that nobody could ever out-excite her. She is a social oracle, who's favourite pastimes include hovering, sitting in silence, and awkward small talk. Not to mention sailing, and eating grapes.
*Hattie approaches person and sexually prods her in the sides*
Hattie: Heeey.
Random person: Oh. Hi. How was the party?
Hattie: *monotone* Ohhhh myyyy godddddddddd, i got sooooo wasted off TOTAL shitmix, i ended up in bed with some hot guy. Who was hot. Oh my godddddddddd, look at this picture i have on my phone of his penis. oh my GOD how did that get there? Oh, i vaguely remember tossing him off. No wait, i TOTALLY tossed him off. oh my godddddddddddd.
hattie - about as interesting as a particularly grey looking pebble.
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The result of a shotgun shit, the spattering of poo all over the sides of the toilet bowl.
"It felt like too risky a fart to do without being sat on the toilet, I'm glad I didn't take a chance on it because as I let it rip some shit came out and I pebble dashed the sides of the bowl"
Pebbles is the definition of cute.
Pebbles is our dog, she’s literally the definition of cute.
“Omg! Pebbles da bully is so cute!! She deserves everything and all the things she possibly wants”
Pornstar nickname of Conan O'Brien, derived from the name of his first pet and street of childhood residence.
Pebbles Canard did his classic sensual move, the "Coco-Oh-No," in his latest sizzling adult film.
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Panty pebbles are anything other that the "cat" fall out when getting ready to feast on the beast ...toilet paper , lint, dust bunny's string ...dookie and on rare occasions profalactics.
I was getting ready to eat the cat and I'll be damned she took em off and all I saw was panty pebbles falling.