Pelican Doritos

1. The act of mixing hot fudge with feces and selling it to homeless people.

2. A woman taking a dump in a urinal.

1. "Carl did some pelican doritos to that kind man over there."

2. "Jacqui was caught doing pelican Doritos again!"

Pelican Status

State of being, after large amounts of alcohol have been consumed and one feels "flyer than a muh fuggin pelican".

Danni: This party is out of control.
Taiti: I know. PELICAN STATUS!

awkward pelican

A quirky individual whom resembles a pelican and is said to have the ability to transform into a pelican during uncomfortable (awkward) moments. These individuals are said to be descendants of the underwater sea king Tritan and his bird loving wife, Henrietta. "Awkward pelican" individuals can usually be found frequenting sea ports or beach towns, especially on the east coast of the United States. They tend to smell like fish because that's what they eat in the pelican form.

OMG she smells so fishy, she must be an awkward pelican!

pelican pick

When a female member of the staff picks their lady parts using a finger pose that resembles a predatory beaked bird.

Did you see Jane at the copier doing the Pelican Pick??!!?!?

pelican belly

When during intercourse you take the bra of a female and place one leg through a arm strap then wrap it around her neck no less two times then stick the other leg through the other arm strap and agressivley resume intercourse

Last night i almost killed sally with the outlawed pelican belly technique

Blue pelican

When a girl with hiccups who hasn't washed in at least two days is short on oxygen takes the sack fully into her mouth.

She was so drunk that she gave me a blue pelican for 53 minutes

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pelican pounder

A form of beastiality usually involving oral sex with that of a pelican, often entered through the beak
of the pelican and penetrating through to the stomach.

"Oh man it was awesome, i gave that cute little guy a pelican pounder!"

"Dude, if you wanna show dominance give it a pelican pounder and it won't question authority ever again."

"you have no idea how awesome it was i gave it a P.P. and it died right in front of me!!"

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