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Being shat on from a great height by a large bird. Used as slang when everything that could go wrong does go wrong
Karen took the day off and left me with a Pelican Milkshake
What a women will call a man when he obviously has a big cock. This is usually a term used in grey sweat pants season and for walking buddies.
Corrin: Wow! You have Pelican energy, it’s very on brand.
John: Wow thanks, let’s keep walking.
State of being, after large amounts of alcohol have been consumed and one feels "flyer than a muh fuggin pelican".
Danni: This party is out of control.
Taiti: I know. PELICAN STATUS!
A quirky individual whom resembles a pelican and is said to have the ability to transform into a pelican during uncomfortable (awkward) moments. These individuals are said to be descendants of the underwater sea king Tritan and his bird loving wife, Henrietta. "Awkward pelican" individuals can usually be found frequenting sea ports or beach towns, especially on the east coast of the United States. They tend to smell like fish because that's what they eat in the pelican form.
OMG she smells so fishy, she must be an awkward pelican!
When a female member of the staff picks their lady parts using a finger pose that resembles a predatory beaked bird.
Did you see Jane at the copier doing the Pelican Pick??!!?!?
A form of beastiality usually involving oral sex with that of a pelican, often entered through the beak
of the pelican and penetrating through to the stomach.
"Oh man it was awesome, i gave that cute little guy a pelican pounder!"
"Dude, if you wanna show dominance give it a pelican pounder and it won't question authority ever again."
"you have no idea how awesome it was i gave it a P.P. and it died right in front of me!!"
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When a girl with hiccups who hasn't washed in at least two days is short on oxygen takes the sack fully into her mouth.
She was so drunk that she gave me a blue pelican for 53 minutes
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