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A thing that comes out of your vagina once a month if your not pregnant and that is kind of annoying. also, YES YOU CAN SWIM WITH IT AND SHOWER WITH IT CAUSE IT STOPS IN WATER!!!!!! It gives you cramps and it hurts to pull the tampon out if your a beginer.
Aw man... I got my period! Now I gotta clean my underwear with loads and loads of bleach!
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When a girl is pmsing due to her-time-of-the-month.
Man, you must be periodical or something, because your acting really bitchy.
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The kind of shit that women who aren't whores who get pregnant every ten minutes go through. i.e. spontaneous bleeding that comes out of a hole that we have been taught is very naughty and that we shouldn't touch it. Which in most cases causes severe pain in the belly area which causes most women to scream at passerby about how much their life sucks at the moment because mother nature is a bitch who can't get over herself and causes lesser people pain they don't deserve so she can get a good laugh every once in a while.
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The pointless microscopic dot that we are brainwashed into putting at the end of our sentences to show that we are ready to move on with life and start writing a whole new sentence beginning with a capatilized letter. OR ELSE.
Lena: "Are you on your period?"
Jane: "WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK?! I'M SITTING HERE DOUBLED OVER IN PAIN LEAKING BLOOD AND OTHER BODILY FLUIDS!"
Lena: "Tasty. You have an extra tampon?"
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This is a period. This is a new sentence.
Notice how it ends with that little dot? And that was the period's three times removed, second inbred cousin, the question mark.
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1. The dot at the end of a sentence. By the way, periods and commas always go INSIDE quotation marks; semicolons and colons DO NOT. People, please use proper grammar.
She laughed when, on national television, Bush talked about the "internets."
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DEADLY!!!!!!!!!!! Dont mess with me with my period biatch. ill slice your head open with a spoon and then use the spoon to eat icecream with.
mmmmmm...icecream...bloody spoon
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Could be considered as your class period or could be considered as 'if i haven't gotten it this month then i'm pregnant'
I don't know i haven't gotten my period yet this month. might be pregnant
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1. The cause of why your girlfriend is letting you get some every night.
2. The answer to why your girlfriend is being a complete bitch
3. something that bleeds for 3-5 days and doesnt die.
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