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It’s when you are having sex doggy style with a man and he has a vacuum attached to his penis.
Last night I went over to Gary’s and he asked me for a Peruvian PumpJack
When having sex with a lady and she is on top, cowgirl style, you then grab her by the hair pull her down until she takes your position as horizontal and you swap with her to be vertical. She must have a verbal squeal of surprise to make it a true Peruvian seesaw.
Yo bitch, squeal like in a Peruvian seesaw.
When one does anal with a male/female with an anus covered in fecal matter and before one ejaculates they leave the condom in the anus and
Ejaculate inside the ear
Damn, when I was a little kid my Dad used to always give me a Peruvian Creampie.
When you place your butt cheeks against another person's face cheeks and push them upwards
Carl: Dude I can't believe you gave that girl a Peruvian Facelift last night
Ben: Yeah I mean she was into it until I had to rip ass
The act of defecating in the bank drive thru suction tube canister and sending it to the teller before they send your lollipop over.
First national bank hates it when I make my deposit of the north Peruvian nickel stack, it’s technically street legal and a legitimate transaction.
When you put your penis against the screen for a prolonged period of time.
Look at Luis! he's doing the Peruvian Touchscreen thing!! yuck!!
when somebody is “ran through,” just like how there have been six Presidents of Peru in five years, they’ve had many partners in a short time.
“Man, I’d like a night with her!”
“Ah, you don’t want her, she’s a real Peruvian president”