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A cock pet is when somebody (that's a male) pets a person's head or shoulders with an erect penis, usually from behind.
Guy 1: WHY THE FUCK IS YOUR PENIS ON MY HAIR!
Guy 2: I'm giving you a cock pet, calm down.
to be always trying to impress the teacher and get on the good side.
teachers pets include the good kind that's doesn't try and doesn't use it for advantages. others include the teachers pets that do it for the label and the special privileges. but the worst teacher pet includes the kind that do it so when students dob them in the teachers don't believe it.
man I wish I was one of those teachers pets
I hate that girl, she is such a teachers pet
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When you like making fun of one of your friends usually all the time, that friend is your pet-friend
Andy is always making fun of her pet-friends Charlie and Daniel.
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A plushy pillow animal that likes to make love to your good dreams and destroy your nightmares.
It's a pillow! It's a pet! ITS A PILLOW PET!
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A couple that continuosly touches/caresses/strokes each other in a public display of over-affection
Jon: Who is coming over tonight?
Joe: Oh the usual, the guys and the petting zoo.
Jon: Wonderful
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Rubbing and groping between individuals as part of non-penetrative sex or "making out". Typically completed with clothes on, but there have been reported cases of naked heavy petting occurring in some regions.
Q:Did you and jimmy go all the way last night?
A: No we just kissed and did some heavy petting.
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He likes to pet his girlfriend's kitty to get her off.
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