PhD

Acronym for Poor, Hungry, & Desperate individuals.

Tiffany: I think it’s so sad there are thousands of PhDs out in the world!

Britt: … Since when did medical professionals gain such a bad rep??

Tiffany: No no, not doctors. The PhD I’m talking about stands for Poor, Hungry, and Desperate people.

Britt: Ooh! Yea, that’s pretty sucky…

phd

pretty hairy dick

i have a phd (pretty hairy dick)

PHD

Power-hungry Dick

He's such a PHD who only wants to abuse his authority over the new employees.

PhD

A PhD stands for Pretty Huge Dick.

Hey, Dexter, want to know how to get the sexworkers to lower their asking price?
Go on then.
Tell them you have a PhD!

PHD

Post-Hawaii Depression

When you just went to Hawaii and made so many new, great friends but now you had to leave them and go back to your boring life.

Hey you look sad, what happened last week?
It was amazing but now I have PHD.

Phd

Pretty Huge Dick

Becky : I FINALLY GOT MY PHD!
Dan : Not a single day goes by when I don't appreciate my PDH
Becky : Perfect hair day, I'm not talking about a degree, Dan
Dan : Neither am I

PHD

It stands for pretty huge dick
And it also means I fucked your mama

I have a PHD or
I PHDed your mom last night