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We have a supermarket and two gas stations. That always have the same price. And we're not in Pennsylvania. And we don't make cream cheese. Oh, and we have all of 700 people.
I live in Philadelphia, NY.
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A little pocket of habitually corroding shit that will soon be completley overtaken by the lazy ass commy soviets. There used to be cool stores like toy trains and sports cards, but those damn hook nose russians destroyed that too. There was even hong kong super buffet, but now the russians forced their communism to equally represent all nations. Now thats my friends is Somerton. Oh yeah, also St. Christopher School and their brillo padded dictator force their tyranny and many atrocities upon the small innocent unassuming children, forcing them into a life of douchebaggery.
White American Citizen: Boy I sure like Somerton, Philadelphia.
Filthy Russian: I have come for to ruin Somerton, Philadelphia with my fur coats and fungus filled armpits.
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Formed in 1933, the Eagles struggled in their early years, but became dominant in the 1940s, making 3 straight championship games from 1947-49, winning titles in the '48 and '49 games. Under the leadership of quarterback Norm Van Brocklin, they won their third and most recent title in 1960. The team struggled for many years afterward, turning it around only in the late 1970s. From 1978-81, the team went on a streak of consecutive playoff berths that included a loss in 1980's Super Bowl XV. Under the multitalented quarterback Randall Cunningham, the team had 4 playoff berths between 1988-92, and followed these runs up with 2 more postseason apperances later in the decade. In the early 2000s, the Eagles were one of football's best teams with 5 straight playoff berths from 2000-04. However, Philadelphia's postseason record was dismal and it included 3 consecutive home NFC championship losses. The team finally made the Super Bowl in 2004, but lost a close one to the Patriots. In 2005, the Eagles collapsed, due in part to the Terrell Owens fiasco, and finished with a poor record.
"The Patriots have won their third world championship in four seasons! And all the Philadelphia Eagles can do is sit and wonder. They come up just short in another crucial playoff game, losing Super Bowl XXXIX."
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A sexual act in which an assortment of lunch meats (Ham, Turkey, etc.) are inserted into the vaginal region and then eaten by one's partner; Thereby making a "platter" in the "pussy".
The horny homeless man sought a Philadelphia Platterpuss, and later had a Ham and Cunt sandwich that satisfied his empty stomach.
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When a man punches a girl in one eye, giving her a black eye, then ejaculates on her forehead and spreads his semen around her eyes in rings with the tip of his penis.
This freaky girl was tryin to get me to give her a set of philadelphia eyeglasses last week, but I told her I wasn't into that kind of shit.
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While in the middle of banging the wife or significant other, with the lights out, during a postion switch, have a buddy take your place and finish the job.
" Last night me and my buddy did a Philadelphia smuggler on his wife."
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The best NFL team ever, who beats the Dallas Cowboys(girls) asses on a daily basis
Whoa, dude, the Dallas Cowboys just got destroyed by the Philadelphia Eagles
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