take something old and make it new again. but phoenix the shit out of it. Make it so new that it makes you bow at the mere thought of its presence.
Re-gifting also works here too. What are we going to do for gifts for the neighbors?
"I dont know, what did they get us last year?"
"They got us a magazine rack."
"Then phoenix that shit."
"bombing on stage? well get your balls son, and phoenix that shit right up!"
River Jude Phoenix, who died in the early 1990s, was a gifted actor in the 1980s and 1990s. You might recognize him as the older brother of Joaquin Phoenix. River was a proponent of animal rights, an environmentalist, and an actor. He was a true angel who was loving and generous, gracious, who would always go out of his way to support others. River was ahead of his time in his efforts to raise concerns about global warming and to put an end to animal cruelty; in particular, he was one of the first vegans in the 1980s, when few people knew what it meant. Stand By Me, Running On Empty, My Own Private Idaho, and Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade are just a few of his memorable films. His success in the film My Own Private Idaho with his best friend Keanu Reeves made him an LGBTQ icon. Many people came out as a result of his performance, and many speculated River himself was bisexual. He tragically died of an overdose on Halloween, 1993, as a result of drugs given to him by his friend John Frusciante that night. River Phoenix, on the other hand, will still be remembered as a symbol and a legend who deserved so much more.
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Getting majorly screwed by a computerized system that messes up critical functions. (Drawn from the epic fail of a government pay system).
Seriously, I'm not getting my paychecks, my e-mails aren't fuctioning , I'm not showing up in the system and, well - I just hate getting Phoenixed.
1. A fiery bird.
2. A huge double sided dildo, used to tear ones anal passage. Mandatory to use petrol as lube on the dildo.
Look at that Phoenix.
I'd love to be torn by that Phoenix.
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every phoenix sucks, terrible ass person. no one could ever love a phoenix. a boring person that always needs the center of attention, perhaps friends with Hunter. if you see a phoenix, just don't.
Person: "hey, there's Phoenix"
Me: "no."
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My favorite Basketball team, probably known for it's great players but bad luck when it comes too winning in the post season. Usually we make it far in the playoffs, but we can't get that elusive championship.
I still don't care, I love the Suns and always will! I can only hope I still live in Phoenix when they do win though.
Suns fan #1: "Lakers Suck! Lakers Suck!"
Suns fan #2: "Dude...we're playing the Trailblazers"
Me: "Ah crap, the (Insert team here) eliminated the Suns. Oh well There's always next year"
I still love the Phoenix Suns
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