Colbert pick-me-up

Two Pringles Original Flavor chips with Reddi Wip whipped cream in the middle.

Jump-Rope Sally was pushing "Colbert pick-me-ups" behind the swing sets at recess, until Principal Sanders caught her with a Reddi Wip and an empty can of Pringles one day.

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pick me up on tuesday

Just say you wanted a lift home from work on tuesday. well you can if you utter this phrase.

My wife truely is a skank, I found her digging up the dead dog for the soul purpose of catching Zombie rabbies. oh by the way can you pick me up on tuesday.

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perfect pick me up

when you are feeling down or upset about yourself or anything go to urbandictionary.com and look up your name

Mom:Hey son your looking down.
Son: Yea mom someone called me fat.

Mom: I have a perfect pick me up for you
then they go to the urban dictionary.com and look up the sons name.

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Pick it up like it's cold

The opposite of dropping it like it's hot. Can be used in conjunction with aforementioned phrase, or alone.

Drop it like it's hot, pick it up like it's cold.

Pick it up like it's cold.

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pick you up by the soil

to take someone's virginity in a gentle manner; gentle sex.

"You're a delicate flower, so I'm going to pick you up by the soil."

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pick me up potion

slang for amphetamines, modafinil, or other stimulants

i need to cram for my quantum mechanics midterm; ugh, im gonna take massive amounts of pick me up potion

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Went to pick up some parts and now I'm stuck in traffic

When one goes to collect commodities from a local deader, but is forced to stay longer than expected due to police presence outside. For example, I went to pick up weed, the police parked outside, now I stuck watching Spongebob with my dealer's kids.

Gents, I went to pick up some parts and now I'm stuck in traffic. I won't be able to attend the meeting today

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