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Gratuitous saxophone solo used to spice up an otherwise mediocre song.
"Oh dude, there is some major pity sax in Born to Run"
"Andy, check out the horrible pity sax in this song"
"Wow, that song was ever so slightly improved by that pity sax"
When you're playing a video game, and there's a really bad player, so you let them win because you feel bad for them
Molly: how did Daniel win? He's so bad at Call Of Duty!
Alex: It was a pity win.
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When you need to shit but are so guilty and sad, your butt muscles won't even contract or push the poop out of your butt because you have no motivation to even move your asshole. Resulting in a very long stay on the toilet.
Person 1: Dans been in the bathroom for a very long time
Person 2: he's probably taking a pity shit because he's guilty of what he did to Joey"
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Infants have self-pity. You could say having self-pity is you reverting back to your childhood. Worrying about things that don't even matter in the long run, you allow yourself to be overcome, and others to walk over you in whatever way they wish. Self-pity can be imagined too, it doesn't have to be real. Whatever, you never allow yourself to live.
It can lead to an inferiority complex.
Don't you ever want to have any fun? Self-pity's got to go!
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a half assed chuckle towards someone who thinks they have said something funny.but really they have not.it is not funny at all and you feel obligated to laugh so the moment isnt awkward.pity laughs are out of the ordinary short soft laughs.the one giving the pity laugh might say that was funny at the end instead of giving you a real laugh.
ichabode-hey dude your moms a saint! saint bernarde!
gary-ha that was funny.(uhhg i hate giving these pity laughs)
ichabode-what was that dude?
gary-ohh nothing
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When you like someone's status/picture on FaceBook because they're 1) trying too hard, 2) desperate for attention, or 3) just weird and you want to be the one they save when they come to school with a sawed off shotgun.
Person 1: Dude, did you see Kayla's status she posted last night?
Person 2: Yeah, it was so dumb I had to give it a pity like.
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When a guy feels bad for you and offers sex to comfort you
My friend was feeling sad so them some pity dick to cheer them up .
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