(n.) An often fatal variety of poison caused by having a steel-bladed sword, dagger, or spear pierce the stomach.
"Where's Jim?"
"Didn't you hear? He caught steel poisoning on his shift last night."
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A fictitious ailment from sycophancy; popularized and probably coined by Rush Limbaugh.
"The slobbering... this guy... Folks I'm telling you, he, if he keeps this up throughout the G20, Gordon Brown will come down with anal poisoning and may die from it."
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Pancakes that are made for you by a relative(brother) when pregnant that makes u throw up unrelentlessly
Best if the Perfect Pancake Maker is used to make Poison Pancakes
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(VERB) A Male with genital disease sticks his penis up a woman's private part and "poisons it"
Guy 1: "Oh I just had sex with that cute girl over there!"
Guy 2: "Dude....Dont you have Aids or some shit?"
Guy 1: "Oh....Whoops. Guess I just ended up poisoning the waterhole!"
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Related to the term poisoned chalice (meaning something initially appearing good that later turns out to be a burden), a poisoned turd is something unpleasant that you have been forced to do/accept which later to turns out to be much worse than it initially seemed
James: When Tom got me to do that presentation for him, he neglected to mention that the entire departmental staff would be present and that the data were from the wrong fiscal quarter
Betty: Wow he handed you a real poisoned turd
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The gentrification of Ivy League cities.
Many host cities of Ivy League schools are being taken over by the university's. They are buying up property's and the local residents are being pushed out. Locals call it a bad case of poison ivy.
The eminent domain of Columbia university case in West Harlem is a side effect of "poison ivy".
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What you get when you eat an entire Totino's Party Pizza.
I can't believe I ate the whole thing. I can slowly feel Totino's Poisoning setting in by the hardening of my stomach and the gradual calcification of my large intestine.
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