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sexual pleasure when one takes a shit and catches it by bending down and reaching in-between their theighs and cupps a sausage-shapped turd under-handed with both hands, then sneaks up behind their victim and sufficates their face with shit, causing them to black out.
i'm goona get that bitch later with a polish sleeper when she gets off work.
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1) to finish something, such as a meal or a bottle of liquor
2) to clean the dust off of something and make it clean and shiny again
After polishing off three 40's of 8-ball, Jamal's beer goggles caused him to mistake Rosanne for one of the Olsen twins. The next day he redefined the walk of shame.
Your wife: "After you polish off those buffalo wings, please polish off the plate."
You: "Are you kidding? You're my fucking wife. You do it."
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Wasting time on a task that does not add value; making irrelevant improvements. Usually work related.
You're spending a lot of time on getting that power point presentation looking nice. It's really polishing the cannonball.
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We headed north from Chicago for a weekend in the Polish Riviera.
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Jaro turned up with his tools in a Polish Briefcase.
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1. Masturbating
2. A boring house chore
(1) I caught a beaver polishing the banister last night.
(2) My mom made me polish the banister.
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Blowjob is from the Polish word Robić loda
(Pronunciation: IPA:ˈrɔbit͡ɕ ˈlɔda) which literally translates to “make an ice cream” (cone). So, a Polish Blowjob is where a man has anal sex with a girl, pulls it out (the ice cream) of her ass, and finishes himself off in her mouth (the cone).
Tina: What's it called if you fuck me in the ass and then I finish you off with a blowjob?
George: A Polish Blowjob.