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Based on the assumption that all asians are smart. A Pong is an asian that is much dumber than their racial peers.
college boy: "I got the high score on that physics test."
college girl: "What about the nerdy asians?"
college boy: "They are a bunch of pongs and got some of the lowest scores in the class."
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in the fisting community, where one sexual partner inserts their fist into an orifice being either the vagina or anus, the term ping pong represents the act of double fisting a female or transexual having both orifices at the same time.
after six-packing this freak on the dance floor, i took her back to my place because she wanted something larger and the feeling of being double stuffed, however, since i didn't have another dude to give her some double penetration, i offered to ping pong her til she passed out.
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A game in which 3 or 4 plastic or styrofoam cups are set up a distance away. The object of the game is to try and bounce candy into the said cups. Once an individual gets a candy into the cup, they win a child. This child is called the 'Golden Child' Is renowned throughout the lands of pedo pong players every where.
Ted "Hey I bet I'll school you in a game of Pedo pong"
Herbert the Pervert "Aww hell naw, Imma whoop yo ass up and down these halls"
Ted "We'll see who comes home with the golden child!"
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A drinking game that combines the chaos of flip cup and the focus of beer pong. Involves two teams, each team shoots for beer pong cups, but for each cup hit a game of flip cup ensues to decide whether the beer pong cup is pulled or not.
Team members rotate so that everyone gets a chance to shoot. Works best with 6-8 people. Invented by the PowerHouse.
We played a sick game of flip-pong the other night.
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Not for the faint of heart. Beer Pong played with shots of Jagermeister instead of cheap beer. Guaranteed to get you shitfaced before either team wins.
Before the Partwii, Lauren, the cyborg, bus surfed over to Mickey D’s with his brofriend Chuck Norris and bought a McGangbang happy meal with the funds that he jacked from his sugar momma after his disco nap that afternoon. Chuck pulled out his phone from his nuthuggers and started sexting a ginger slice with a tramp stamp that he had been friendly following ever since they shared a game of Jager pong. Lauren gave Chuck the air jerk as he noticed Tanasa the grade digger that sat next to him in his art class. Lauren gave her the “let’s just be friends” nod and grabbed his happy meal. As Lauren walked outside he saw, Bruce, the designated drunk, as he started wailing teenybopper show tunes. Bruce was manstrating again and wanted his fix of Dr. Pepper and Big league chew. The night of celebrating Lauren’s nomotion had barely even started and already he was knackered.
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An amazing person...I'm speechless
OMG IT'S SHIM PONG!!! I...I... I"M SPEECHLESS!!!!!
An upcoming game like beer pong, but with bleach. Fun for the whole family.
Guy #1: Yo you wanna play bleach pong?
Guy #2: Hell yea man lets go!!