smooched the pooch

to do nothing productive; a more polite way of "fucking the dog"

My boss was away so I smooched the pooch.

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Pooch Yae

dance originated in Palm Beach, FL.

part of the dance includes "getting low" and slapping your own thighs so that your booty can clap

there are several instructional videos on YouTube

Shaquita : let's make a video of us doing the pooch yae!
LaTishaa : 'ight, let me get my camera first!

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C-Pooch

When you put both flat hands in a girls pussy and try to clap.

C-Pooching = *clap* *clap* *squish* *clap*

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pooch

The combination of the anus and vagina, basically a 'poo cooch'

I saw some weird pooch porn the other day. As gross as it was it was kind of a turn on...

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pooch

pooch (v. tr.)
- to fall asleep; to pass out
- has gone to sleep

pooched (v. intr.)
- to be asleep

I'm so tired, I'm about ready to pooch.
-- Where's John? -- Pooched on the couch.
When did you finally pooch last night?

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pooch couf

Fuckin your ol lady and your dog sticks his nose right in your asshole

I was pooch coufed last night when I was with your wife

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pooch pig

Beautiful stomach fat that needs the word pig added to it to make it sound funnier.

Hi pooch pig.

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