Coot Poot

Queef; A vaginal fart randomly or when the male is applying penetration during sexual intercourse.

Girl: *Queefs*
Boy: Did you just do that?
Girl: Yes, im sorry.
Boy: Haha you just had a coot poot!

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Poot Shoot

The tube of with we make Fudge sausages from. Often used when expressing anal sex

I stuffed her Poot Shoot with my meat truncheon.

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Shamoo poot

Whale fart that shows excitement

Can I get a shamoo poot for that game winner?

Poot Dookie

A devastatingly unsuccessful attempt to break wind, whereby the intangible gas becomes a cross between a tangible solid and liquid. More simply described as "a fart you can't trust".

1. - After night of heavy drinking, Jeff's repetitious farting ended in heart break when he poot dookied.

2. - Dude, I know you pooted an hour ago, but the car still smells like dookie, are you sure you didn't poot dookie?

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poot plank

That annoying and embarrassing squeaky board in the floor that sounds like a fart when you step on it just right.However,when you want it to it won't. Like when you step on it and it makes the farting sound and other people look at you like you farted. You try to demonstrate to redeem yourself but it won't repeat for love or money.

I swear! It was the poot plank,not me!!

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Pussy poot

It’s the sound of freshly deposited skeet forcefully making its way out of a lady’s clam after raucous love making.

Marry lou Anne had to keep her pussy poot as quiet as possible as it’s not very lady like to let one blow at the debutante ball; if only her brother Bobby Joe wasn’t so convincing.

Poot Dust

The act of farting or pooting, then catching the foul aroma with your hand and sprinkling it on an unspecting person or belongings. It is best when the person has their mouth open so that they can possibly taste it, as well.

Ralph was so trashed, he was not expecting to get poot dust sprinkled upon him.