pish posh

disdainfully smart.
(according to the exact definition, pish means expressing disdain while posh mean smart. so when someone says something intellectual, say "pish posh!" just to dis them back. )

sophia: chintu, u smell!!
chintu: pish posh!

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Pish Posh

A phrase commonly (and incorrectly) said in the place of the British exclamation "pish tosh". It is used frequently by Americans who wish to sound fancy and cultured by peppering their speech with random British words. Of course, by saying this, they are only making themselves seem less intelligent.

John: Guess what? Yesterday, a meteor landed in my front yard!
Jim: Oh, pish posh!
John: Sorry, but it's pish tosh.
Jim: Uh, no it's not! I should know! After all, I've never been to England before but I have cable.
John: Oh, I forgot that you're a dumbass. Sorry, won't happen again.
Jim: Pish posh!
John: *shoots self*

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posh goblin

Often seen saying "Spare some coochie ma'am?"

Human in the streets Posh Goblin in the sheets

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posh wash

Blow Job

When a penis is cleaned by ones mouth

Hard day at word, give us a posh wash love

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Posh wank

A posh wank is slang for a wanker who is wanking with a condom on. Whilst the condom itself does not make the wank posh. The wanker may raise their pinky finger whilst wanking therefor making it a posh wank. To make a posh wank more posh the wanker may drink some tea whilst wanking or the wanker may wear a top hat and monicle. Therefore making the wank more posh.

Hey Jeff I'm about to go for a posh wank

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Posh Wank

When you jerk it with your pinkie up - like a Victorian era gentleman drinking a cup of tea.

I was so ready for an upper-class experience I had to pre-empt it with a posh wank

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Pish-Posh

Irrelevant, not worthy

Allison and Ally were walking into VIP at Shay nightclub and these thots tried disrespecting them, and then said "pish-posh"

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